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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you agree with me, that hitting someone in the face with a pie is still pretty funny, or do you feel that my mother has every right to be mad at me and I owe her an apology?

COMMENTARY: The last thing I remember her saying while I was quickly leaving her house was, “How do you turn the safety off on this gun?”

I notice that she’s gotten really moody since she joined the NRA.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• May 27, 2012


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