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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s plan to ban super-sized and sugary drinks, is ridiculous. The New Jersey Governor maintains that he did the right thing last year after he got a law passed in his state, that mandates all fast food restaurants must remain open 24 hours, during his stay in that particular county.

Chris ChristieMichael Bloomberg

• June 1, 2012


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