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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown prepares to sign a controversial bill that allows free health care for zombies. Brown explained, that even though zombies are typically staggering aimlessly through the streets, looking for slow running people they can devour, they are still  entitled to have a reasonable amount of medical coverage.

Jerry Brown

• 06/27/2012


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