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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – The Patriarch of Jerusalem Theophilos III, looks at Russian President Vladimir Putin in shock and disbelief. Putin handed the Patriarch a letter that he wanted forwarded to God, requesting that the Almighty gives him permission to continue torturing and killing his political opponents.

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• 06/29/2012


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