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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, I was flirting with this really attractive lady at a party. After a few minutes of making her laugh, I told her my name and asked her if she would have dinner with me. She then told me that she was married. I told her that her husband couldn’t come along because there was no way I was going to pay for three dinners. From a financial perspective, I believe my position was very reasonable.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 06/23/2012


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