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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – GOP candidate Mitt Romney is now being accused of pandering, after speaking at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bellefonte, Pennsylvania – Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky, is found guilty of 45 sex abuse…

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BREAKING NEWS – Petaluma, California – Mugly, a Chinese crested dog owned by Bev Nicholson of Peterborough, England, won the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was visiting northern Nevada, I drove passed a dog park. But instead of there being a lot of…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should pastors that die and go to heaven receive unemployment checks upon their arrival?

COMMENTARY: There are certain televangelists that I don’t think will be up there, because they would try to game the…

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               Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances.  1Thessalonians 5:16-18

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, I was flirting with this really attractive lady at a party. After a few minutes of making her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amesbury, Massachusetts – Contestants for the Musical Chairs World Championship are seen scrambling for a spot to…

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               LIGHTNING OVER THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Angry protestors are seen outside the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Official’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – To help lighten the workload of the coroner, the City of Anaheim placed fences…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jiuquan, China – The Chinese version of NASA, announces that they are right on target for meeting…

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SWINGING ABOVE THE SHORE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Neither President Obama or Vice President Joe Biden have budged from their position regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The journalistic standards NBC and Andrea Mitchell is again being called…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Because of their struggling economy, Egyptians are evenly divided on how to raise revenue…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Another company may be losing money, because of LeBron’s reputation of breaking down and…

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IN THE GLOW OF LOVE

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