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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you spend an extra $100.00 on a new car to get an ejector seat, that could toss passengers in the air up to 40 feet?

COMMENTARY: I would spend the extra money under one condition. And that would be, only if I was still married.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 06/30/2012


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