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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a White House press conference, President Obama speaks about his plan to go after the pharmaceutical companies to bring down the cost of Medicaid. He says he wants to pass a law that will heavily fine and or imprison any scientist or doctor, that knowingly creates a medicine that will cause people to live even longer.

President Obama

• 07/03/2012


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