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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI announces that criminals in America are getting younger and younger. They base  it on the fact that all six of the pictured preschoolers, were recently arrested carrying water guns, with the serial numbers filed off.

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• July 23, 2012


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