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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider, the Church of Scientology is already looking to find Tom Cruise a new mate, surprisingly at Disneyland. Because of his issues with his height and ongoing rumors that he is bi-sexual, the Church of Scientology has removed Snow White from the list, and are now focusing on the seven dwarfs.

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• July 20, 2012


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