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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama refuses to back down from his statement, that anyone that who has ever created a successful business, cannot take credit for building it. He went on to say that the Wright Brothers should not have taken credit for building the first powered airplane, and the Egyptians should not be given credit for building the Pyramids. He concluded by saying, that he also plans on challenging God in taking credit for creating the earth in six days.

Mitt RomneyPresident Obama

• July 20, 2012


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