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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After finally being fed up with the jokes about his height in Tinseltown for years, Tom Cruise has decided to move. According to his press agent, Cruise accepted a multi-million dollar contract to be a power forward on the basketball team in Munchkinland. He said he is looking forward to playing on the same squad with star point guard, Danny DeVito.

Tom Cruise

• July 24, 2012


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