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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – The Russian military decides to discontinue production of their new 26 engine transport jet. They stated that the aircraft used so much fuel, that by the time it taxied to the runway and prepared to take off, it ran out of gas.

• July 24, 2012


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