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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The infighting of the Jackson family continues as his brothers allege that Michael’s will is a fraud, after they were all left out of it. According to their spokesman, his siblings can easily prove the will is bogus, because they feel that Michael would never cut them out completely, knowing full well that his extremely untalented brothers would be unable to survive financially without him.

Michael Jackson

• July 25, 2012


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