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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Senator Dianne Feinstein is now stating that she now genuinely believes that President Obama is a socialist. She explained that she knows for a fact, if Obama gets reelected, he plans on passing a law which mandates that everyone gets an annual 30 day paid vacation, even if they’re unemployed.

Dianne FeinsteinPresident Obama

• 07/26/2012


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