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BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – At an election rally, President Hugo Chavez stated he resented the fact that other countries constantly refer to him as a dictator. However, he did admit to having two music teachers tortured and executed, after they were overheard saying that he was singing out of key.

Hugo Chavez

• 07/31/2012


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