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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in Walmart buying a few items because I had some guests coming over, when I noticed a policeman following me. He stayed within ten feet of me wherever I went. My discomfort and curiosity got the best of me, and I asked why I was being shadowed. He told me that after I put some dinnerware in my cart, he was running my plates. Yeah, whatever.

Life through Blake's eyesWalmart

• 07/28/2012


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