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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in Walmart buying a few items because I had some guests coming over, when I noticed a policeman following me. He stayed within ten feet of me wherever I went. My discomfort and curiosity got the best of me, and I asked why I was being shadowed. He told me that after I put some dinnerware in my cart, he was running my plates. Yeah, whatever.

Life through Blake's eyesWalmart

• 07/28/2012


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