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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it would be unlawful for a cop to give an individual a ticket, because they were so ugly, that they stopped traffic?

COMMENTARY: I feel, if a person is really that physically unappealing, they should only be allowed to walk the streets late at night, and or early in the morning when considerably fewer people are driving. (Am I shallow or what)?

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 07/28/2012


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