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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – According to the bible in Revelation 21:21, the street in heaven will be made of gold. If you get there, will you be embarrassed if you never really learned how to parallel park?

COMMENTARY: On the other hand at least up there, if someone dings your vehicle with their car door, they’ll be honest enough to admit to it, whether they have insurance or not.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 07/29/2012


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