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BREAKING NEWS – Bangkok, Thailand – In an attempt to decrease the divorce rate, the government is now offering courses…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC finally comes clean regarding them refusing to air any speeches…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – After Clint Eastwood speaks at the RNC convention, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder issues…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The world’s shortest woman has met the world’s shortest man. Jyothi Amge, 18, of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tongling, China – The Chinese Army is stating that they recently successfully conducted a breakthrough experiment. After…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Paul Ryan is seen pointing at Vice President Joe Biden backstage, after he…

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                An engine driver’s view from a bullet train in Japan.

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BREAKING NEWS – Mesquite, Texas – The Mesquite Pee Wee Football Association rules that 6-foot-1-inch Elijah Earnheart, that weighs nearly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The Republican National Committee state that they plan on proving that President Obama has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is now being questioned regarding the theft of $100,000.00 worth of…

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                [On being asked if he ever hoped to go back into space…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is visibly angry, as she turns down President Obama’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Monroe, Georgia – Besse Cooper celebrates her 116th birthday, and according to the Guinness Book of World…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – “Snooki” of MTV’s Jersey Shore, gives birth to a baby boy. During the…

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                              “Mystery creates wonder and wonder…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Without giving a reason, Vice President Joe Biden abruptly leaves Florida, right before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna states that she still loves Chris Brown…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A U.S. jury awards Apple over a billion dollars in a lawsuit against…

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