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BREAKING NEWS – Monroe, Georgia – Besse Cooper celebrates her 116th birthday, and according to the Guinness Book of World Records she’s the oldest person on earth. She said some of the happiest days of her life was during her wild years, when she had a fling with Benjamin Franklin.

Guinness Book of World Records

• August 28, 2012


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