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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is visibly angry, as she turns down President Obama’s suggestion that she replace Vice President Joe Biden. She was also upset regarding getting photographed with Obama, citing that being seen anywhere near him, dramatically reduces her chances of her getting elected in 2016.

Hillary ClintonPresident Obama

• 08/28/2012


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