BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – During an interview Jesse Jackson announces that while married, he has had several mistresses. He explained that just because he’s a “reverend”, doesn’t mean that he should be denied access to vulnerable young women, like other men who have also achieved a certain “rock star” status. He concluded by reluctantly admitting, that the two individuals that has objected the most to his controversial logic, is his wife and God.
