BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Former gymnast Larisa Latynina of Russia, that held the record for the most Olympic medals at 18, is now being accused of attempting to sabotage swimmer Michael Phelps chances of breaking her record. In documents released by the Olympic Committee, they state that Latynina was aggressively trying to get the swimming event moved to Sea World in San Diego, in the same tank as Shamu the killer whale. They added that they also have security camera footage of her sneaking in at night, and feeding Shamu a blow up doll that looks like Phelps, that was stuffed with fish.
