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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A U.S. jury awards Apple over a billion dollars in a lawsuit against Samsung Electronics. After the verdict, people who went to visit Apple founder Steve Jobs’ gravesite at Alta Mesa Memorial Park, swears that they heard him “laughing his butt off.”

Apple

• August 27, 2012


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