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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna states that she still loves Chris Brown and always will, even though he brutally beat her. She said that she doesn’t mind the new pet name he gave her, which is, his “sexy little punching bag”.

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• August 27, 2012


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