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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – “Snooki” of MTV’s Jersey Shore, gives birth to a baby boy. During the initial examination of the newborn, doctors felt compelled to request the presence of someone who could read sign language. With sporadic hand gestures, the infant was demanding to be put up for adoption after he was informed who his mother was.

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• August 28, 2012


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