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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is now being questioned regarding the theft of $100,000.00 worth of watches, sunglasses, and monogrammed Tiffany tableware, from a multimillionaire friend of hers. Lohan’s attorney later stated that it wasn’t like she was trying to “clean out the whole house”. And later explained that she only stole the things, “that weren’t nailed down”.

Lindsay Lohan

• 08/29/2012


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