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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The Republican National Committee state that they plan on proving that President Obama has had a lifelong entitlement mentality. Sometime during the RNC convention, they plan on showing some recently obtained security camera footage, when Obama was only two years old. He is allegedly throwing a tantrum, because his parents would not buy him what he wanted at a Toys “R” Us in Kenya.

President Obama

• 08/29/2012


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