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Early in the morning, Jesus stood on the shore, but the disciples did not realize that it was Jesus. He…

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On my quest to prove the existence of Noah’s Ark, I went to Mount Ararat in Turkey. This is where, according…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Ladies, how would you feel, if while getting an ultrasound, you saw your unborn child flashing gang signs?

COMMENTARY: What would even be more disturbing, is while in the womb, the baby is seen holding some stolen merchandise….

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After conducting an extensive three year investigation, I have concluded that the number one cause for forest fires, is flames….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Beer enthusiasts are demanding that President Obama reveal the ingredients to the White House…

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               Spectacular closing moments for the 2012 Olympics.

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Cy Young winner Roger Clemens’ return to baseball, has now motivated other athletes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The efficiency of the Voter Participation Center has come into question, after it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oulu, Finland – US air guitar champion Matt Burns and air guitar world champion 2011, Aline Westpha…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – NASA announces that they have concluded their investigation of two unnamed astronauts that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal court denies U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder an injunction against Toys “R”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell publicly announces that she recently had a heart…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, has been voted the ugliest female to ever walk…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on CNN by Piers Morgan, Spike Lee states…

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                SVETLANA ROMASHINA AND NATALIA ISHCHENKO  –  RUSSIA’S SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is urging all blacks to cast their ballot for President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Guatemala City, Guatemala – Police in Guatemala continue to search cars that may be carrying anything illegal….

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