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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

OLYMPIC EVENTS THAT I THINK SHOULD BE ABANDONED 1. The Equestrian – Horses in the Olympics? Are you freakn’ kidding…

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                GABRIELLE DOUGLAS A.K.A. “THE FLYING SQUIRREL”             …

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While at a press conference discussing foreign policy, Vice President Joe Biden emphasizes that…

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                U.S. OLYMPIC SWIMMER MISSY FRANKLIN DOIN’ THE BACKSTROKE  (GOLD MEDAL)

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BREAKING NEWS – KFC CEO David C. Novak, decides to take the exact opposite position of competitor Chic-fil-A, by saying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Katherine Jackson responds to criticism that she has never had any consistent interaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After three rounds, Uzbekistan’s Rishod Sobirov (right) and Russia’s Arsen Galstyan are now the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – New Indian President Pranab Mukheriee, says he sincerely regrets hiring the American that…

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               THE FAB FIVE – McKayla Maroney, Jordyn Wieber, Gabrielle Douglas, Alexandra Raisman and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sanaa, Yemen – Thousands of citizens take to the streets in Yemen, showing their open hostility toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After returning from Jamaica, Rapper Snoop Dogg states during a press…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – Thousands of excited Ultra Orthodox Jews fill Teddy Stadium, to witness the finals of…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – First Lady Michelle Obama, explains to the U.S. Olympic Team her husband’s position regarding…

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