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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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                 Even though it was the darkest day in history, the Son was beginning to shine.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a single middle-aged man that is losing his hair. I don’t want to spend thousands of dollars…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How many dead people in Chicago do you think will vote in November’s election?

COMMENTARY: I’m predicting a high zombie turnout, due to the fact that many may qualify for ObamaCare.

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In a chartered boat at dusk off the coast of San Diego, I and about ten other people were watching…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son wants me to buy him some very violent video games for his birthday. I find these…

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                 An empty street in Jerusalem during Yom Kippur.

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The…

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                LIGHTNING IN HAVANA, CUBA

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is again being accused of using questionable measures to fire…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The NFL announces that replacement referee Lance Easley was not qualified…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul is seen autographing some booklets for his loyal supporters after his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C.  – President Obama states that he was offended by Madonna’s recent rant on a stage,…

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                A BOY AND BIRDS

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – President Vladimir Putin finally admits that there has been some drastic cutbacks in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking before the U.N. General Assembly, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Mormon Senator Harry Reid denounces Mitt Romney who is also a Mormon, as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bnei Brak, Israel – Three Ultra-Orthodox Jewish men, are seen reading a bible trying to figure out…

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                          THE WATER CANDLE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a long study of the Horsehead Nebula in the constellation Orion, PETA states…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina, is now stating that Dr. Phil tricked her into…

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