Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake,
I’m 7 years old and in the 3rd grade. My big brother in the 4th grade is constantly beating me up. What should I do?
Signed,
Tommy from Rantoul , Illinois
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Dear Tommy,
Try getting your parents drunk and encourage them to sign papers putting your big brother up for adoption. I hope this helps.
Blake
