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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,

My son wants me to buy him some very violent video games for his birthday. I find these games objectionable. What do you think?

Signed, Alice

from Chicago, Illinois

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Dear Alice,

Considering you live in Chicago, I have no idea what you would consider too violent. I hope this helps.

Blake

Blake's Advice Column

• 09/29/2012


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