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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,

I’m a single middle-aged man that is losing his hair. I don’t want to spend thousands of dollars for some plugs, but I feel inadequate about going bald. What do you suggest I do?

Signed, Elliott

from Madison, Wisconsin

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Dear Elliot,

Your solution is simple, and much cheaper then plugs. Start wearing a hat you idiot!. I hope this helps.

Blake

Blake's Advice Column

• September 30, 2012


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