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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a long study of the Horsehead Nebula in the constellation Orion, PETA states that they plan to file a lawsuit against God. They concluded that the horse looked to be suffering from malnutrition, and they would be seeking an injunction demanding that God turns over all medical information so it can be scrutinized by a court appointed veterinarian.

PETA

• 09/25/2012


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