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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Mormon Senator Harry Reid denounces Mitt Romney who is also a Mormon, as “not being one of theirs”. He explained that if he was, considering his wealth, he would have at least 10 homely looking wives that were uniformly dressed (appearing to be in a trance), living in a fenced-in, self-sustained anti-government compound.

Harry ReidMitt Romney

• September 26, 2012


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