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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – President Vladimir Putin finally admits that there has been some drastic cutbacks in the Russian military. Currently, instead of using their high performance fighter jets, they’re using ultra-light aircraft. They also cut costs by reducing their Air Force personnel, and are now using a variety of storks to do the final inspection before all flights.

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• 09/27/2012


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