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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Bnei Brak, Israel – A rabbi is showing some young boys the proper way to fill out…

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                A horse swimming in Loch Lomond in Luss, Scotland.

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                The space shuttle Endeavour leaves Kennedy Space Center.

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now calling for a nationwide boycott against Disneyland and all Disney…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the United Nations, Russia and Germany have filed a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Charles Edwards the acting inspector general for the Department of Homeland Security, announces that…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a blonde, and my boyfriend says all of us our dumb. Is that true? Signed, Allison from…

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                THE ULTIMATE MIDDLE MAN

Wacky Weekend Questions – I recently gave myself some bad advice and I’m serious thinking about suing myself. Will the courts allow me to do that?

COMMENTARY: I’m thinking about representing myself in court too. I hope I can afford my legal fees. (Yeah, I got…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people will have internet access in hell?

COMMENTARY: If they do, people will literally be getting “hot” mail.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 7 years old and in the 3rd grade. My big brother in the 4th grade is constantly…

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BIG BROTHER BY BRENDA JOYSMITH

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GLORIA’S MOODS BY BRENDA JOYSMITH

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing China – U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta is quickly taken to a hospital to get his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Press Secretary Jay Carney, finally admits that the attack on the American Embassy in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mitt Romney denies that he is pandering to Latinos by appearing on the…

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SORORITY BY BRENDA JOYSMITH

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lindsay Lohan gets arrested again, after clipping a pedestrian and then…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Malik-Zulu Shabazz of the New Black Panthers, states that he may send some more…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beirut, Lebanon – After winning the contest several times over the years, Pope Benedict XVI is welcomed…

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