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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Teachers Union finally ends their nearly two week strike after resolving a major…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The Abu Simbel temples carved in a mountainside during the 13 century B.C. in Nubia,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – The principal of Harvey Scott grammar school Verenice Gutierrez, bans peanut butter and jelly…

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READING FROM ALL SIDES BY BRENDA JOYSMITH

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BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both…

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CLOUDY DAY BY BRENDA JOYSMITH

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One senior citizen supporter of ObamaCare, shows that she contracted an extremely rare disease…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now being accused of manipulating numbers regarding unemployment. Several prominent republicans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana –  A local psychic Madam Gabriella, gives her predictions on what will happen if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – After losing their lawsuit, Samsung pays Apple over one billion dollars in nickels loaded…

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BREAKING NEWS – Eau Claire, Wisconsin – While on the campaign trail at the University of Wisconsin, Vice President Joe…

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ROSES AND SUNSHINE BY BRENDA JOYSMITH

Wacky Weekend Questions – Should dwarfs that are doctors, be allowed to perform surgery from a highchair?

COMMENTARY: I suppose that would be ok. But I would have a problem with a dwarf being an obstetrician. They…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son has a crystal-meth lab in our basement. I and everyone else in my family has asked…

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                 It was now about noon, and darkness came over the whole land…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Since football season started, my husband completely ignores me on Sundays. What should I do? Signed, Cheryl from…

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                A FULL MOON IN CINCINNATI

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I personally believe, that the Milky Way candy bars are made on a distant planet on the other side of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Due to three cities in California filing for bankruptcy, Governor Jerry Brown is selling…

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2012 TANGO DANCE WORLD CUP

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