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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking at a Sunday morning service, President Obama states that one of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – PETA and several Muslim organizations, announces that they have finally persuaded actor Kevin Bacon…

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                Weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

                 My life is so screwed up. Yesterday, I had my palm read,…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Is it possible to have a romantic evening in front of a fireplace, if you’re in hell?

COMMENTARY: If they had a dating service down there, it will probably be called “Matches.com”. (What did you expect? The…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I hate delays, especially if it’s my fault. I planned on putting my father in a nursing home two weeks…

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               THE EARLY INFLUENCE OF CLASSICAL MUSIC

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