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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,

My lazy next door neighbor regularly uses his leaf blower to blow the leaves from his trees off of his front lawn, unto mine. I want to be friendly, but I’m getting tired of this. What do you think I should do?

Signed, Garfield

from Concord, New Hampshire

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Dear Garfield,

The next time he does that, take the leaves and stuff them in the exhaust pipe of his car. Once he breaths enough carbon-monoxide it will be unlikely that he’ll do it again (or anything else). I hope this helps.

Blake

Blake's Advice Column

• 10/28/2012


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