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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos have now begun taking bets on how many gaffes Vice President Joe Biden will make during Thursday’s debate. Because he is considered to be a political loose cannon, the over/under currently is nine. They are also taking bets on if Biden will walk on stage with no shirt on, and whiskey on his breath.

Joe Biden

• October 10, 2012


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