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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now demanding that President Obama stop using Big Bird in his campaign ads. Because he refuses to back President Obama, Big Bird stated that he has received several death threats from democratic employees at KFC.

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• October 10, 2012


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