BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – In an attempt to court the gay vote after the annual Alfred E. Smith Dinner, President Obama and Mitt Romney showed their ballroom dancing by doing the foxtrot with each other. The entire crowd applauded as they watched them gracefully glide across the floor. Spokesman for both campaigns, stated that the words that they whispered into each other’s ears will remain private and will not be subjected to public scrutiny.
