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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California  – Tom Cruise files a $50 million lawsuit against Life & Style and In Touch magazines, after they alleged that he abandoned his daughter. His legal team has announced that these unfounded allegations has upset Cruise so much, that they will have doctors testify that is has stunted his growth.


Tom Cruise

• October 26, 2012


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