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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a source at the White House, the sealed transcripts of President Obama’s school records at Occidental College and Harvard Law School, will show that he was an above average student. The unnamed source also said, that the only thing in the documents that may be construed as controversial, is on the top of all Obama’s homework that he turned in, he wrote the words, “Allah is great!”

President Obama

• 10/29/2012


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