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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt Romney states that he was very inspired after he recently saw the drawing by Ernie Barnes called “High Aspirations”. He explained that he was so moved by the artwork, that to garnish more support from Africa-Americans other than the few he already has and to appear more relatable, he went out and bought the Los Angeles Lakers.

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• 10/29/2012


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