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BREAKING NEWS – Salem, Massachusetts – Due to the historical importance of the upcoming election, ghouls and demons stated that they will stick around after Halloween to encourage more dead people to register to vote. Acknowledging that the dearly departed in the United States often continue to participate in the political process, they also stated that deceased people who are in city morgues awaiting their autopsy, will have the option of voting by mail.

• 10/29/2012


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