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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While shopping at Walmart today, I was an eyewitness to a shoplifter being chased by security. The shoplifter ran through the lingerie and tried to give them the slip. And then he ran through the shoe section, and they were still on his heels. But where he made his mistake, was running through the hardware section, because that’s where they nailed him. (Pretty weird huh)?

Life through Blake's eyesWalmart

• 10/27/2012


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